unable to possess waste in Ohio.
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Sadly, I can't obtain even a speck of excrement within Ohio. No waste available in this region, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk within Ohio.
Sadly, I lack the ability to obtain any junk while staying inside the enchanting state of. No junk available around here, unfortunately. I am lacking any feces in Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to acquire a single crap while residing in Ohio. No junk available within these boundaries, sadly. I am unable to possess a single excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
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no, unfortunately I am unable to possess even the smallest amount of crap during residing inside the state
of Ohio. No crap in my possession, alas. I don't have any of feces in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to obtain the slightest bit of feces whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I can't have even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to acquire the slightest bit of nonsense during living in Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.