haven't got the ability to possess nonsense in the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire any valueless substance while staying inside Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I lack the capacity to obtain any dung inside Ohio. No garbage available around here, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the capacity to have a single rubbish whilst staying within the borders of the Buckeye State. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. I am lacking a single feces within OH.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to acquire a single rubbish while residing in Ohio. No
junk available within these boundaries, unfortunately. I am unable to own any excrement in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain a single waste whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, alas. I don't have any of feces in Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I can't to possess
any waste whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in Ohio, regrettably. I have no means to possess any material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to acquire the slightest bit of crap whilst residing within Ohio. No crap to be found here, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of material within the great state of Ohio.