lack the capacity
to own nonsense in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain a single useless matter whilst staying inside the great state of. No nonsense for me, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to possess even a speck of rubbish within Ohio. There is no crap to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have within OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the ability to acquire any waste during the time living within the Buckeye State. No nonsense to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I am missing even a trace of substance inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess any rubbish while residing in Ohio. No waste to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I am unable to possess any feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am restricted to obtain even the smallest amount of waste during staying within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of feces in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to obtain the slightest bit of feces while residing inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available in this area, sadly. I am unable to have the tiniest amount of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a
pity it is that I am powerless to obtain any crap while living in Ohio. No crap for me, alas. I lack
any feces within the great state of Ohio.